MEAT POLISH Lubricant

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Our Mission

At MEAT POLISH, our mission is to make intimacy effortless, confident, and enjoyable. We create modern, body-safe, and design-forward products that empower adults to explore pleasure, self-care, and connection without awkwardness or compromise. Through thoughtful essentials, mood-boosters, and playful merch, we champion a consent-first, culture-forward approach to modern intimacy.

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I Break Bedframes, Not Promises — Oversized Organic Unisex Tee

I Break Bedframes, Not Promises — Oversized Organic Unisex Tee

$45.50 USD
"Who Doesn’t Like a Good Cream Filling" – MEAT POLISH Signature Tee

"Who Doesn’t Like a Good Cream Filling" – MEAT POLISH Signature Tee

$32.95 USD

MEAT POLISH — Premium Water-Based Personal Lubricant (4 fl oz)

Spit is canceled. Meat Polish is a clean, modern water-based lube that keeps everything smooth, comfortable, and easy—no mess, no awkward.

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New Arrivals

Caution - I Make Floors Wet! — Unisex Eco Raglan Hoodie

Caution - I Make Floors Wet! — Unisex Eco Raglan Hoodie

$59.50 USD
I Break Bedframes, Not Promises — Mug With Black Color Inside

I Break Bedframes, Not Promises — Mug With Black Color Inside

$18.00 USD
Caution - I Make Floors Wet! — White Glossy Mug

Caution - I Make Floors Wet! — White Glossy Mug

$14.00 USD

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Smooth, non-sticky, and body-safe—Meat Polish is hands-down my favorite lube. It makes everything feel effortless and fun!

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Fast shipping, discreet packaging, and amazing products. MEAT POLISH really gets modern intimacy right.

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Love the hoodies! They’re comfy, stylish, and have that playful MEAT POLISH vibe I adore.

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